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Caramelized Leek and Onion Soup. Recipe

All the credits for the recipe go to Modernist Cuisine folks. As much as I think they are overcomplicating most of the recipes and waste tons of great food - this one is a keeper. Read more about this soup here if you want. Otherwise don't waste time and get to cooking.  

Stuffed figs. Recipe

Got an angry or upset female on your hands or just lucky to score yourself a Russian babe who by far only smiles when she sees cash?? Try this recipe.

Khachapuri. Recipe.

Find more about Khachapuri on my blog here. Otherwise, skip the bullshit and start cooking.

Glazed Cottage Cheese Candy. Recipe.

Find my blog entry on the topic here. Otherwise just get on it and spoil the love of your life with this tasty dessert.

Sous Vide Poached Eggs Recipe.

Sous Vide is a very exciting way of cooking that will transform your view on how eggs should taste. If used properly it will also improve your sex life. Some ramblings on how to use this method can be found here. Otherwise just skip and start cooking. Note that I included two options in this recipe. One is just plain sous vide eggs on a toast. Trust me - taste wise there is nothing plain about these eggs but it is an easier option. To make it more challenging I added Egg Benedict ...

Plum Pie with Rum. Recipe.

A very quick and easy recipe of  my favorite plum pie. Read more about it here if you don't value your time. Serve it hot  as part of "breakfast in bed" routine or cold as late dinner dessert. She will blame you for feeding her extra calories but will eat it all. Use it as an opportunity to burn all that sugar via vigorous copulations. Win win for everyone. Few important nuances: Select dark, large and juicy plums. Rum is a very important component. Pour at least a couple of ...

Striped omelette.

This is a bit of a difficult and time consuming recipe that requires patience and steady hands. I only make striped omelette when I want to express my love to my wife in a special way. I know that diamonds would do well too but sometimes a girl gets off when she gets breakfast in bed. And if I make one - why not go all the way. The recipe is an adoption from the Modernist Cuisine guys. I changed few things - mainly tools I use to make it. They don't use the cement trowel and a syringe. I find ...