This site is dedicated to men who try to master the arts of cooking, fucking and staying in shape.

Everything is real here. I don’t use professional set up to make my photos, my food arrangements often appear as if done by a blind chef with Parkinson’s, I make spelling mistakes and my grammar is not perfect. I don’t pretend, I don’t want to be liked, I don’t need anyone’s money. This site is for me to keep my recipes in one place and to have fun.

Most of the food recipes are adopted from other sources. I am curious, I try new things all the time and I adjust them based on my liking.  Be it a breakfast in bed or a dinner – I want it cooked in a reasonable timeframe without negating on quality, superb taste and fun involved. I am lucky to have a gorgeous wife and strongly prefer to spend less time cooking and more fucking.  The same goes for the workouts. I prefer targeted, intense, sweat inducing sessions that take the living shit out of me under an hour. I haven’t decided what will be posted here on the topic of sex. I don’t let my porn to define me but at the same time – certain things are cool to preserve. More on this to come, no pun intended.

Have fun reading and enjoy your sex life as much as you enjoy cooking. And don’t forget to exercise. Cooking and fucking require strength and stamina – be on top of it, and her!